Lulufar

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Allah-O-Akbar

O: Welcome to the land of dead.

.: Thank you.

O: So what was the last thing you did before you die?

.: Committing suicide.

O: Ooo… What kind?

.: Jumped off a cliff.

O: Was it scary:

.: No… but painful.

O: Pain? Where?

.: My foot sole. I stepped on something sharp when I was walking towards the edge.

O: Did it bleed?

.: Yeah.

O: So you actually stopped to checkout your sole bleeding before you jump?

.: … I guess I did.

O: And then you jumped and died! Boring!

.: Not really. I was dead for the last two years of my life. After I jumped I was born again.

O: ?!?!

.: You see… after I jumped, I didn’t have to worry about anything anymore. All my responsibilities were gone. I knew I had to enjoy my jump. The little time I had. And that was all I could do. To enjoy. And there was no one to question me, or criticize me. There was no one to expect anything from me. So after a long time, it was only me, and the time I had left was only for me… you know… So I jumped. I opened my eyes, felt the wind in my hair, took a deep breath , and smiled.

O: … and then *SQUAAASH* you hit the ground…

.: No, I started going up instead of down. All the weight of life was off me. I started taking control of my flight. I speeded up and down, flew backward and forward, revolved in the air. But all of a sudden I hit something… something huge and hard.

O: You crashed into something in the air? What? A plane?

.: I didn’t know in the beginning. I was dizzy for a while. But then I looked up to see what it was. It was God.

O: No shit. You crashed into God?

.: Yeah.

O: What happened then?

.: Well, I apologized, you know. But before finishing my sentence God yelled at me “WHAT THE F&^% DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING UP HERE?”. I was trying to find the right answer when God said “I MADE THE FUCKING GRAVITY FOR YOU IDIOTS TO STICK TO THE EARTH. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGED TO GET UP HERE , I GAVE YOU A PAIR OF DAMN EYES SO YOU LOOK WHERE THE HELL YOU’RE HEADING TO”. And before I know I was here talking to you.

O: Welcome to the land of dead.

.: Thank you.

19 Comments:

  • bravo thats all i have to say.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:46 PM  

  • Well, first of all, welcome back! second, good job! I liked it. specialy God's reason for creating "Gravity" ! it was funny though.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:20 PM  

  • welcome back....
    you r great,love u..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 AM  

  • welcomeback my smart talented, freind.it was awsome

    By Blogger Unknown, at 10:33 AM  

  • poste ghabli kheili khoshgel bood

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 PM  

  • poste ghabli kheili khoshgel bood

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 PM  

  • Nice nilou...if you're still alive though!

    By Blogger Mehrad, at 9:12 PM  

  • Hana welcome back

    End it up
    God didn't ask you to pay any price for the hit?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:57 AM  

  • hi, you're really gone! happy 2007, i guess all your readers have missed you, so have i. best wishes, and "may the good blues be yours"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:32 PM  

  • azizam, man azat hich emaily va tlefoni nadaram, baraye hamin natunestam azat khodafezy konam. please give me your email address and your phone number if you have now and i hope you are doing great and sound in your new place.
    take care . and miss you

    By Blogger Unknown, at 3:56 PM  

  • mmmm good start but a masmali ending... spend on more time.

    it could be a mellow dram scenario
    like if ...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 AM  

  • fek konam daram tabkhal mizanam :S

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:39 AM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:00 AM  

  • happy new year kujaii kujaii?
    maderbozorg delom mikhad biaii biaii

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:14 PM  

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