Dear Offended Friends ,

I just realized that a lot of my friends have been offended by what I’ve said in this blog. As a result I have to point out a few things:

- All my stories are fictional. I get inspired from small things that have happened to me. But that's as far as it goes. The rest is just the work of my imagination.

- I’ve criticized other people’s kissing, honesty, and so on. If you think I’ve talked about YOU per se listen to this: I had no special person in my mind; but if you doubt your own behavior that’s not my problem.

Moreover, I never said that I’m a saint. I’m more than open to criticize myself, or you criticize me (as I’ve never deleted any of your comments unless it was very dirty). The problem, though, with criticizing myself directly is that the entry would be very boring (in my opinion). I don’t like nagging about my behavioral issues (which are too many) and I’m sure people won’t enjoy reading about them. But if it makes you happy let me once and for all tell you everything, so we can have peace:

I’m no saint- as I’ve said. I’ve lied, gossiped, cheated on my only love, kissed disgustingly, knocked down someone’s sand bucket (I was 7), stole someone’s quiz prize (I was 7 still), cheated on my exam (continuously), escaped from the police in my home country, slapped my best friend in the face once, fought with my mom over nada, cried like a baby in physics class (in university), drank, smoked, made bad judgment about people, accused people for wrong things, got to work late, had a 30 minute break instead of 15, bit someone in the arm until she bled, threw mosquito in my friends shirt, studied nursing in university while my whole family is ashamed of it, dated the wrong guys, pushed a kid when we were playing and her shoulder was dislocated, made mock phone calls to someone’s home with my friends and we got busted, gambled, farted on the bus, shouted at my little cousin for not listening to me, … help me guys, I’m out…

Does this make you happy? Is this fair now?