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I need to go to a spa beside an ocean. I want to lie down on a white bed under the sun, close my eyes while listening to the waves breaking. I'll get a body wax, facial and a good massage. Then someone does my hair and put a tropical flower in it.

Ooh… this is so magazine-photo cliché. But whenever I have to study (which means I look and feel like crap) these stupid photos become really attractive.

P.S. There’s going to be a red martini beside my bed too.