Biannual Cheapest Date Award

And the nominees are:

Manchooriana Navaishi

It was their first date. Manchooriana invites her to a fancy restaurant. It’s 6 degree Celsius and the wind is gushing. She’s wearing uncomfortable high heels and a tank top. He drives her to the restaurant in the fancy convertible BMW 330. There are no parking spots around. Valet parking is only $10. He won’t Valet. He drives in the streets around for 15 minutes to find a parking spot. He finally parks within a 10-minute-walk distance to the restaurant.
After they eat, he asks for the bill. The total is actually much lower than she expects. How does she know that? Cause he opens the bill right in front of her and starts re-adding and re-calculating all the prices and taxes. He leaves only 7 dollars in tips.

Amirovski Hossanovich

They’ve been dating for a week. No invitations to any kind of restaurants. He drives her to a local Iranian supermarket, in one of his CLK Mercedeses, buys Ghormesabzi and Gheyme, takes her to his apartment.
After a while He decides that it was time for her to work on her independence, so he asks her to take the metro to his apartment. To solve their hunger problem, they start ordering delivery pizza.
After a more while (!), she suggests that delivery pizza is more expensive than actually picking up the pizza from the restaurant. He realizes that she is right. So from then on he asks her to pick up the pizza on her way to his apartment.

Maniollah Al-Navali

He keeps asking her out. She hasn’t decided yet, she thinks he’s not the most generous parson in the world. They go for a drink. She insists that she wants to pay. She pays. On their way out he picks up the receipt (for $45) so he can claim it for tax deduction.

And the winner is …